The Five Laws so far...

God's Law... The First Law.

Yep. This is the first and prior law here on Earth or even here in the Universe. God's law refers to what God say, is true and no matter what is it, it is true. For example I am God. I say that the fishes fly. No matter how it sounds so crazy, it is true because I am God. No BUTs. Just accept whatever He commands and say.


Law of Earth... Science.

What must come up, must go down. A law discovered by Galileo Galilei referring to the Gravity of the Earth. Scientific laws tells us the natural and instinctive ways of every occurrences in this world.The law which is always being discovered.

The People's Law.

This is our Law. And it is the only Law that changes and not stabilized.

The Law of Rhythm.

The Law of opposites. If there is up, there is down. If there is light, there is darkness. If there is Good, there is Bad. Opposites. The Yin and Yang (the positive and negative chi) is the perfect example of the Law. Whenever there is negative... There is positive.




Moving on with the Law of  Rhythm:
This is the only Law that can be manipulated by an individual. It is the first law used before we settle into another law. Remember, we label what happens to us. Just by thinking positive, the mental part of yourself creates positive imaginative things which will result and affect your physical part by speaking or doing positive things. Example, something bad happened and of course, we always think negatively. Try using the vice-versa.

The Law of Salvation and Death
Because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life set me free from the law of sin and death.
-Romans 8:2

-Sib's deciding whatto do right now...
"It's hard to see the real me!"

Maybe you're wondering, why I chose the name Vanilla?
I chose this name just because it's something most people like.
They like Vanilla Ice Cream, Vanilla Flavor, Vanilla Scent, etc.
The other question would be, "Why did I choose this name and why I like it?"

My answers would be:
1. I love ice cream in general. I like Mint Chocolate Chip the most, second to that is Strawberry, third is Vanilla.

2. I didn't choose either of the two (Strawberry or Mint Chocolate Chip) because they are my common wants. :)

3. I just simply like Vanilla. <3

A few facts about me:
- I am open-minded. I take everyone's opinion.
- I keep secrets as they should be.
- I'm addicted to adorable things.
- I am obviously addicted to music.
- I honestly strongly dislike school. (Honestly,who doesn't?)
- I love YOU!! Yes,Y-O-U!! :) <3

Whoever you are, always keep in mind that wherever you are, or whatever kind of position you're in..there's always someone who loves you. :D <3

- Ms. Vanilla
"Whenever you're down or can't take your problems anymore, I'll be here to lean on. (Even virtually!!)"

Translated: Paano mo makakalimutan ang taong lagi mong kasama?

How can you forget someone you're always with?

It is hard... That's true. You're always with him/her! You will not forget him/her... or more.
The answer: You'll never forget.
The question is wrong! Why do you want to forget? You love her/him? Hmm.. awe.
The correct question is...

How can you forget what you feel for someone that you're always with?

The answer.. You will not forget them either way! Confusing? Let's do it like this. Let me use myself as an example. Example, I have feelings for someone I am always with in our house. Then it is impossible to avoid the challenge of facing her. There was someone who said that if you want to forget your feelings, find a much better girl than her, 'cause she's not the one for you. All I can say is, what if she's really the one for you and there is no next time? Will you not hold on to the opportunity that was given to you? Will you let her go without doing something to make her stay? Learn to fight.

-Sib Prototype Translation
"Welcome Miss Vanilla!! :)"

- edited by: Ms. Vanilla
"A person who doesn't reach your future, is NOT meant to be in it."

I walked from Antipolo, Rizal to Tandang Sora, Quezon City!

5pm to 11pm, almost 6 hours of a long walk and journey made me really tired.But thanks to A radio station made my journey a not-so-boring adventure. I heard a beautiful Goddess who spoke gracefully. Happy voice soothed the negative feeling brought by a tiring walk. Many people I had encountered. Some of them are motorcycle drivers, vendors, walkers like me, pedestrians and other-other people. I remembered that night, I saw a snake with a white-brown color combined cow-patterned snake about a half meter long along the road going to Commonwealth! I just changed my path from sidewalk to the side of the road. Snakes creeps me out. But the main point of this post... I just had the longest walk of my life. Why walk? There are mini-floods (haha!) which caused heavy traffic.

-Sib don't swim!


Sibulary:

Other-other
adj.  used when portraying many things or people.
Tagalog translation: iba't-iba

Mini-floods 
n. Floods which rise below knee-level.
Tagalog translation: Baha :)

Happy Birthday kay Miss Chacha!! (>.<)

Namimiss ko agad ang boses mo miss Chacha! Sana makatawag din ako sa iyo!
Major major Happy Birthday!

Tsup-Tsup!!

-Sib!!

Paano mo malilimutan ang taong lagi mong kasama?

Mahirap... Totoo yan. Lagi mo siyang kasama eh! Hindi mo nga siya maaalis sa isip mo... or more.
Ang sagot: Hindi mo siya malilimutan.
Mali naman kasi ang tanong sa itaas eh! Bakit mo siya gustong kalimutan? Mahal mo siya? Nako nako! tsktsk!
Ang tamang dapat na tinatanong dyan ay...

Papaano mo malilimutan ang nararamdaman mo sa isang taong lagi mong kasama?

Sagot, Hindi pa rin malilimutan yun noh! Magulo ba? Ganito na lang. Let me use myself as an example.
Kunwari may mahal akong tao na kasama ko sa bahay. Tapos imposible na malagpasan ko ang pagsubok na makita ko siya oras-oras, araw-araw. May nagsabi na kung gusto mong makalimutan ang nararamdaman mo sa isang tao, maghanap ka ng mas hihigit sa kanya dahil siguradong kung hindi siya, may nakalaan para sa iyo. Ang masasabi ko naman, paano kung siya na talaga ang para sa iyo at wala nang susunod? Hindi mo ba panghahawakan ang oportunidad na ibinigay sa iyo? Hayaan mo na lang ba na mawala siya ng wala kang ginagawang paraan na mag-stay siya sa buhay mo? Matuto kang lumaban.


-Mr. Talong :)
Sib... Post ka naman dito!

Sino ang tunay na tanga? Ikaw o ako?

Ikaw. Hinde joke lang! Ako yun! :)
Bakit nga ba tayo nagiging tangengot? Ano ba ang kadalasang pinagmumulan nito? Pwes, ako, naging tangengot na ako. Napagdaanan ko na yan at kasalukuyang dinadaanan ulit. Tama. Dinadaanan ko ang pagiging tanga... ulit!~

Magulo, nakakaasar, nalilito, nakakapagod at nalulungkot ang isang tanga.
Magulo kasi walang pinatutunguhan.
Nakakaasar kasi hindi niya alam ang kanyang ginagawa. Overacting nga minsan eh!
Nalilito dahil hindi niya alam kung ano ag kanyang gagawin. Ito ba o ito? Hmm...
Nakakapagod ang maging isang tanga dahil once na naging ganito ka... mahirap nang bumalik sa dati mong ikaw
At huli, nakakalungkot ang maging isang tangengot. Loner nga sila eh! Yung parang  emo-emohan na ewan! Senti masyado! Kasi ba naman parang lahat ay kaaway nila. In short, kaaway nila ang buong mundo. Arr!!

Ikaw? Ano ang pipiliin mo? Ang maging isang tanga o hindi?

Mr. Talong :(
-Parang tanga lang!
       "Ang isang tanga ay maiintindihan lamang kung manghihimasok ka sa buhay niya..."

Ms.Coco's here!! (>.<)

Pangalan ko'y Ms.Coco,isa akung babae pwede nyo rin akung tawaging Coco Di aku mahilig Mag "STUDY" Di ko gaano nakakaintindi ng mga ibang words sa wikang pilipino
ang weird no? Agosto ku itu pinost (FYI Buwan ng Wika) may pagka onti rin na JEJEMON pero Shino-short kut D tulad ng "POWZ" aku ang mag sasabi sainyu tungkol sa games....

-Ms.Coco
Just hanging around x3

Fake!!

CD... Pirata!
Chocolates... Hani!
Brands... Imitations!
Gold... Plated!
Cellphone... Chinaphones!
Diploma... Recto!
Pera... Play Money!
Tao...Plastik!
Tubig... Sprite!
Powder na panlaba... Yung may Chalk!
Tawag... Prank call!
Text... Wrong send!
Kaibigan... Kaaway!
Lalake... T-bird!
Babae... Bakla!
Someone... Wannabe!
Sleepy... Tulog-tulugan!
Gamot... Shabu, drugs or Cocaine!
Movies... Parodies!
Panaginip... Wet!
Trabaho... Sugal!
Parents... Steps!
Reason... Alibi!
Peke... Orig!
Pagmamahal... Lust!


Peke? Di ba ito yung mga hindi totoong mga bagay? Ito din ang salitang ginagamit kung ang iyong sasabihin ay malayo sa realidad? Paano nga ba malalaman kung peke ang isang bagay?
Nagsurvey ang Onion team upang malaman natin kung peke ang isang bagay o hindi. Tandaan: Gabay lamang ang mga nakasulat dito at hindi laging tama!

1. Laging tingnan ang basic information tungkol dito.
2. Huwag pagkatiwalaan agad ang isang bagay.
3. Gamitin ang instinct! Makiramdam!

Uncommon man ang mga sagot ng survey ay tama pa din ito di ba? Just playing safe ika nga ng iba! Payo na lang sa mga naghahanap ng TOTOO diyan... Ingat na lang ha? Good Luck!

-Mr. Talong :)
<~Upside Down~>

Hi Po Madlang People!

Good Morning Madlang people!!!!!!!! Hi, hello!
Hi, ako po si, ahem..., pero pwede nyo ako tawagin Pat o Pat Patatas. Whatever you call me, ok lang ako. Sorry po hindi ako jejemon at di rin ako "COOL", ako po'y isang tao, normal na tao. Gusto ko lang po sabihin sa inyo na tumutulong na ako sa pagkasikat ng blog na ito. Ako po'y mahilig sa matatamis na pagkain.
Ako po ang magpopost ng mga "stuff" about health and food! Pero hindi po araw-araw!
Isa nanamang makwelang chapter ang hinaharap ng blog na ito. Sana basahin nyo ang latest naming stories!
-Pat
Note: Still feeling Underground

Ang pagmamahal sa kapwa

Love... Ang word na nakakagaan ng pakiramdam.
Lust... Salitang nakakapagbigat... ng puson.

Paano mo madedetermine kug pagmamahal nga iyang nararamdaman mo?
Paano mo malalaman kung hindi iyan peke?
Paano mo rin malalaman kung Siya na nga ang nakalaan para sa iyo?

Naniniwala ba kayo sa true love? Ako, syempre naman. Eh sa first love never dies? Ako? Hinde. Nakalimutan ko na kasi siya eh. Tsaka, kinalimutan na niya ako. baka nga hindi niya ako naaalala talaga as in walang existence. Sa puppy love, oo, naniniwala din ako. Hindi yung naiin-love sa tuta ha? Hehe! kidding aside, Love never dies ika nga ng iba which is naniniwala din ako. Kung totoo ang pag-ibig mong yan, hindi yan mamamatay o mawawala lang ng basta-basta o mawawala lang bigla or mawawala lang ng tuluyan. Hindi yan mawawala. Walang hinihinging kapalit ang pag-ibig. Tama din yon. Kapag umiibig ka, hindi ka umaasang bibigyan ka din niya ng pag-ibig o iibigin ka din ng mahal mo. As in nagmamahal ka kahit ano pa ang dating nun sa kanya. Kahit nga nagmumukha ka nang stalker, okay lang sayo yun. Tinitingnan mo kasi ang bawat galaw niya at baka may maitulong ka tama? Pero wag naman sobra okey? Nagmamahal ka kahit nasasaktan ka na. Paano yan?

Sinong tao ba ang taong gustong masaktan?
Sagot: Ang taong tunay na nagmamahal.
Bakit: Dahil kung mahal mo siya at hindi niya naibabalik ang pagmamahal mo at tanggap mo ito, nagmamahal ka. Or for an instance, dahil sa mahal mo siya, kahit masakit, you'll let her go na lang. :(

Ang pag-ibig ay sadyang ganyan.... Tiwala sa isa't isa'y kailangan. Dati mong pag-ibig wala akong pakialam...

Tama yan. Wala kang paki kung ano man ang estado niya sa buhay, ano siya noon, ano siya ngayon at higit sa lahat, magiging ano siya sa kinabukasan. Ano ba!? Ang importante ay ang mahalaga! Mahalaga ang pagmamahal at hindi ito nilalaro lamang.


Madaming tao ang naglalaro ng pag-ibig. Malamang iniibig na siya ngunit para sa kanya, ito ay pampalipas oras lamang.


Nag-survey ako kung ano ang mga dahilan kung bakit nilalaro ng mga tao ang pag-ibig:


1. Pampalipas-oras. Walang magawa sa buhay. Trip lang.

2. Niloko sila noon. Naghihiganti na ngayon.

3. Walang mahanap na tunay na pag-ibig para sa kanila.

4. Hindi naniniwala sa totoong pag-ibig o true love.

5. Hindi sapat ang kasiyahan at naghanap ng malalaro, ang pag-ibig.

6. Kailangan ng financial support.

7. Socializing.

8. Man or woman hater na nagpapa-asa sa kanilang lovers.

9. Boring na ang buhay para sa kanila.

10. Ewan ko ba!! Minsan hindi ko maintindihan ang iba. Hindi ko alam kung bakit nila nilalaro ang sagradong pakiramdam ng pag-ibig. Sana, tamaan naman sila ng pana ni kupido para maranasan nila ang umibig at nang wala nang gamitan at paglalaro ang nagaganap hanggang ngayon sa kasalukuyan. :(


Masakit mang isipin ang mga ganitong bagay at nakakapag-isip man ako ng mga outrageous na mga ganito, isipin pa din natin na posibleng mangyari o nangyayari na nga ito sa mga relasyon dyan sa tabi-tabi. O kaya naman, wala sa survey na ito ang isang posibleng dahilan kung bakit naglalaro ang mga tao ng pag-ibig. Depende na lang yan sa Experience dahil ito nga ang pinakamagaling na teacher tama?

Huling Mensahe para sa mga mapaglaro at mapagtukso...
Pwede ba? baguhin nyo na ang ugali nyong yan. kung lalaruin nyo ang pag-ibig, nilalaro nyo at di sineseryoso ang Diyos. OO ang Diyos nga! Ang Diyos ay pag-ibig tama? (1st John 4:8)
Mag-seryoso nga kayo! ako ang naaapektuhan eh! Maswerte nga kayo eh. Ako hinde! Kasi... wala!!!! >:-/

-Mr. Talong :(
"If God is love and love is blind... Then God is blind!!??"

Bakit ba ang seloso ng mga lalaki...

Hmm??
Nanghingi ako ng isang survey para sa aking kaibigang babae upang masagot nya ang kanyang tanong. Halata naman kung ano ang tanong di ba?
Ulitin ko, Bakit ba ang seloso ng mga lalaki?...

Ito po ang Top 10 reasons kung bakit seloso masyado ang isa lalaki:

1. Over-protective
2. Conservative
3. Trip lang
4. Ayaw ka niyang mawala sa kanya... T_T
5. Di pa tapos ang pustahan ng barkada
6. Kailangan niya ng yaya at di siya makahanap
7. Para di ka lumayo at makalimutan niya ang Ex niya
8. Di pa tapos ang kontrata ninyo
9. Kulang sa pansin
10. Gusto nya munang makuha ang virginity mo. (aray!)


Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
Ano? nasagot ba ang iyong katanungan?
But let me remind you na HINDI LAHAT ng lalaki ay seloso MASYADO.
Minsan, trusted sila sa kanilang mga GF, Crush, Mahal, Bhe, Baby, Mhie, or kahit ano pa yang tawagan nila. Ang importante, Jealousy is a sign of your Lover's Love. Masuwerte ka at may nag-seselos sa iyo. Magandang sign yan. Bagamat ang Pag-seselos ay maganda, masama ang sobra! aLL you need is trust... >.<

Juz ConTroL~!

The significance of hot water.

Mainit. Isang word na nakakapagpapawis. Tubig, ang word na pantanggal ng init pero, paano naman kung pinagsama ang dalawang ito? Meron ka ng... Mainit na tubig!

Steps on how to have a hot water:

1. Put enough water in a metallic container capable of heating.
2. Place it in the stove.
3. Lit the stove to have fire.
4. Wait it until boiling...
5. Enjoy your hot water.

Wooooopsss! Teka? Para saan ito? Ano to?
Hehehe! Nakausap ko ang friend ko na si Krizzia tungkol sa mainit na tubig. Sabi ko kasi magaling ako magluto-- ng tubig.

Yup! Tubig. Yung maiinit. Para saan nga ba ito?

Eto po ang Top 20 uses of Mainit na tubig:

1. Pang-kape, pang-milo, pang-tsaa
2. Pampaligo
3. pang-lucky me!
4. Pampagising sa natutulog... (Si Krizzia nag-suggest nito!)
5. Pantanggal ng mga langgam
6. Pampatay ipis
7. Pang-broth cubes
8. Pan-sabaw
9. Inumin
10. Chaser ng alak
11. Pantawid-gutom
12. Pampagana
13. Panlaba
14. Panakot sa bata
15. Feminine wash
16. Musculine wash (>.<)
17. Pang-spa sa paa
18. Panlinis sa bahay
19. Pampakintab ng mga kalbo
20. Pampaso

Jolo, paano ko gagamitin ang mainit na tubig para sa chaser, pantawid-gutom, feminine wash... etc??
Aba! Malay ko sa iyo. Alam naman nating lahat na lahat ay posible kung gagamit ka ng konting IMAGINATION! Kaya ang mapapayo ko lang, mag-imagine na lang kayo. Isipin nyo na lang...Ham yan! wahahahaha!

peace out~! :D

Ano ang gagawin ng isang SINGLE sa Valentine's day?

Ano kaya ang gagawin ng isang single sa Valentine's day?? Hmmm.. Let me think..
Para sa akin, Ito yung mga gagawin ng mga single:

1. Matutulog (Para pag-gising niya, Feb. 15 na!)
2. Mag-cocomputer (Makalimutan man lang niya na single siya for 1 hour.)
3. Di lalabas ng bahay (Baka ma-inggit sa ibang naglalabing-labing.)
4. Tatawagin si Bestfriend (Para may kausap na kapwa single.)
5. Gagawa ng Valentine's cards para kay mommy at daddy (Nabaliw dahil forever na single. Bumalik sa pagkabata.)
6. Makikinig ng Music sa i-pod,mp3 player, discman, etc... (Parang deadma lang na Valentine's day.)
7. Magsakit-sakitan (Para mapansin ng crush niya... kung mapapansin!)
8. Magpapapogi-points (Di naman guwapo! Kaya single!)
9. Manununtok! (wala lang.)
10. Makiki-epal (Para di mukhang kawawa sa araw na ito.)

Alam ko na kung ano iniisip nyo! Parang ako yung gumagawa ng mga ito?
Hmm... Pwede... Pwede...

:D

Valentine's day reminds me of Sassy Girl The Movie

-Mr. Talong... Wala sa oras!! :))

Bakit ba Ganun?!

Ang pinoy, kilala iyan dahil sa kanilang Pagiging mapagbigay at maaalalahanin. Pinoy Hospitality ika nga ng iba. Pero, bakit ba ganun? Bakit ang pinoy mabaet nga, matulungin nga, mapagbigay nga, ngunit, minsan wala sa sariling pag-iisip? Hindi kayo makapaniwala dahil sinabi ko ito di ba? Eto ang isa sa mga nadatnan kong mga pangyayari sa loob ng Pinas...

Bumibiling Pinoy: Pagbilan po!!

Tindera sa Kanto: Ano yon?

Bumibiling Pinoy: Pabili po ako ng Colgate... Yung Close-up!

Tsk!tsk!tsk! Isa yan sa mga nakakadiring kaalaman ng pinoy, ang kaibahan ng common noun sa proper noun. Eto pa isa...

Bumibiling Pinoy: Magkano po yung bigas nyo na tig-bentesingko?


Hehehe!! Nakakatuwa mang pakinggan ang mga ito, mali pa din ang mga ganitong bagay na umiikot sa ulo nating mga Pilipino. Kaya aral-aral muna tayong mga kabataang pinoy ah?? kahit walang ligo-ligo! Di naman Tsambahan ang pagiging mayaman eh. Ika nga ni Norl Coronel na taga-DXN,"Di mo kasalanan na ipanganak ka ng mahirap ngunit kasalanan mo naman kung mamatay ka ng mahirap!". Tenkyu IDOL! Kaya ang moral natin ngayon, mag-aral once a week! :D

Nakakabaliw talaga ang Pag-aaral kahit anong sabihin ninyo!!!

-Mr. Talong :)
peace out~ >.<

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para Di mo malaman ang sikreto ko.

Comment kau kung nalaman nyu sikreto ko. Sana hindi...


-Mr. Talongger Z!!! Hayaahh!!

Linggo ng wika... Tanga-log!

Tagalog, Bisaya, Bicolano, Kapampangan, Ilocano, Hiligaynon, Pangasinense, Waray, Cebuano, Inggles, German, Korean, Japanese, Thai, Malay, Pinoy slang, Gay Language at ang pinaka-sikat at pinakabago sa utak ng mga pinoy... ang JEJEMON.

JEJEMON.

Paano nga ba nabuo ito?
Mali-maling mga teksto at jologs o "baduy" na porma. Ito ang jejemon. Sino ba ang nagpauso ng mga ganitong bagay na tumatak at nanggulo sa isipan ng mga mamamayang pilipino? Kailan ba nabuo ito? Saan? Bakit at para saan ang JEJEMON?

Una, kahit saang angulo mo tingnan ang isang JEJEMON ay wala ka talagang mapapalang maganda sa mga ganitong bagay. Ang main purpose daw ng isang jejemon ay para paikliin ang mga salita sa pagtetext nila pero ang lumalabas ay humahaba pa ang mga ito at lalong hindi maintindihan. Imbes na po, ang sa jejemon ay pFouH, p0w o kaya POWz. Madali bang basahin? Mas madami pa yan ehh...

"KATANGAHAN"

Tangalog ika nga ng iba. Nakakatawa? Hindeh.

Hindi ako anti-jejemon, con of jejemons o jejebuster pero ito talaga ang sagot ko: Hindi maganda ang jejemon.
Tanong: PARA SAAN BA TALAGA ANG PAGIGING ISANG JEJEMON?
Sagot: wala. trip lang.

No purpose. Sa tagalog, walang pakinabang. In short, uhh...

Basta, rekomendado kong huwag nang tangkilikin ang pagiging isang JEJEMON ok?

Mr. Talong :)
-Humahaba pa din ako!!

Love was never meant for me...

A game, passion or something. That's what it is!
From one to ten, my score is the least
How to get it, tell me, please
For loving others I won't miss.

Troubled times had gotten into me
Making handsome things as I could be
Keeping in style, fashion and see
Love me for who I want to be, not me!

I want someone who loves me back
For who I am, loves no lack
Not a liar, even mock
For I am serious, do not attack.

Love was never meant for me at all
Love makes me embarrassed and small
Love makes me sick and I always fall
To Love and Be loved is my goal...


-Sib's emo?

Reaction to our President Benigno “Noynoy” Cojuangco Aquino III’s State Of the Nation’s Address

The first thing that came into my mind when I heard the president’s SONA was the issue behind the rice importation of the National Food Authority (NFA) which is one of our PNOY’s pasabog. Yes, that’s right. I analyzed the SONA and realized that the speech is more focused in the last administration which is Arroyo’s. Let’s go back to our previous topic. News said that NFA imports too much rice while other imported rice in our country biodegrades worth forty million pesos plus (P40M+). Noy’s statement is right. There are many people who involuntarily hunger in the Philippines while there are foods which are wasted and gone for nothing and they are still importing. The employees of NFA reacted to the SONA of our president. In my own opinion, they took the speech personally. They didn’t even realize that the speech was intended to teach not to embarrass anybody. It just tells, even for us, that we should not waste food and money.

Another thing that caught my attention was that the Manila Waterworks Services System or MWSS has an issue too. It seems that this government corporation prioritize the luxuries of its employees rather than prioritizing the pensions and benefits of its retirees. A question was made by thinking this: When will the retirees will get their pensions and benefits? When they are dead?

President Noy said that the area of La Mesa is a reserve area and he also added that instead of trees, they built houses. The homeowners claimed that they have the right documents and papers to prove that their subdivision is legitimate. They said that before our Ex-president Pampanga Representative Congresswoman Gloria Macapagal Arroyo signed the law, which states that the La Mesa is a reserve area, the subdivision was first there. Oh well! Let’s leave it to them and let our government take care of this. Moving on!

Not being able to react on all of our president’s SONA, overall, I would like to tell all the people out there, including the UP Law school Students who reacted why PNOY didn’t share or promised any specific developments or plans for our country disregarding what he said about the 100 million dollars (S100M). Let’s look at the SONA literally. I only realized this. SONA... State of the Nation’s Address right? Noy’s SONA was all about reporting the last administration’s problems which is passed to our present government which is Noy’s Administration. He’s right. He’s just telling the state of our Nation. That our nation lacks enough money to support our country. That’s Addressing the state of our nation.

-Sib's Fame is rising! :)

Ang pinagmulan ng kayabangan.

Bakit nga ba nagyayabang ang mga tao ngayon?

Bakit nga ba sila Dumadami?

Ano ba ang nakukuha natin sa "pagyayabang"?

Ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng "kayabangan o ng "yabang"?

Madaming katanungan ngunit simple ang mga sagot dito.

Una, ang kayabangan ay ang masamang ugali ng isang tao. Ito yung negatibong kasing-hulugan ng PAGMAMALAKI. Nagyayabang ka dahil mayroon kang pinagmamalaki. O kaya naman meron kang trip. Tama. Ang iba ay nagyayabang lang for no reason. Wala lang.

Basta, ang mayabang ay pangit na kaugalian ng tao.

Mr. Talong :(

-Ang dami nila.

Gloria's Legacy

Hello Noy, Bye Gloria. No more "I am sorry" statements, no more "unnecessary trips outside the country", no more "Hello Garci?" issues, no more ZTE scams, no more rallies against her administration, no more "nunal" inside the White House of the Philippines and most of all... No more President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Just put the EX- in her name. But WHAT DID HER ADMINISTRATION DONE TO OUR COUNTRY???

Ang butas ni President Noynoy... sa baga!

Ang butas sa baga? Ano nga ba ang pinagmumulan nito? Ano rin itong pinagmumulan ng butas na nasisilip sa ating bagong pangulo? Ang kanyang bisyo hindi ba?

YOSI o mas kilala sa tawag na sigarilyo ay ang nakikitang bisyo o BUTAS ika nga ng iba, ay ang nakikitang kalait-lait na nakikita sa ating presidente. Ang kanyang pagyoyosi sa harap ng maraming tao o madlang people o people of the world o people power o kahit anong people pa 'yan, kasama na ng mga taga-media na nagiging daan upang makita ito ng buong mundo, ay nakakasira sa ikararangal ng ating bansang Pilipinas.

Gayahin nga naman ito ng ating mga kabataan ngayon? Kung ang kurapsyon nga ay napipigilan, ang pagyoyosi lang, na simulain ng isang indibiduwal ngunit makapangyarihang tao, ay napakadali. Sobra! Bakit ayaw na lang kaya nila mag-shabu, drugs, o cocaine? Hehe!! Kidding aside, Palitan na lang ito ng lollipop? Balita ko, may lollipop na para sa mga nahihirapang itigil ang paninigarilyo hindi ba?

O kaya... Manood na lang kayo ng cartoons!

Lalo akong humahaba!~

-Mr. Talong

The ELECTION's ERECTION (part 2)

Hi! It's me! Sib!!
Miss yah aLL~

Another day of my life as a critic and here it is! What is it I am hearing about the PICOS Machines powered by Smartmatic? It is in YNARES compund! Hey Governor? Ahem!

Leyble? R U DER? It's your boundary ayt? How was this kind of issue possible if your in-charge in this place? Maybe you're not capable enough or YOU are one of them... You know who you are.

Hey people! Are you satisfied with their works?? If not, tell them!~

Sib's hot! You're not! :)

Ang matinding paglipat ni Sib!!

Si Sib ay isang mabait na kaibigan, masamang kaaway, masayahing tao, makulit na ewan at may ginintuang puso...(oi! Wag lalaki ang ulo!)

Lumayas siya sa kaniyang pinanggalingan...
Umalis sa malayo. Nawala.

Naghahanap, nangangarap at nawawala.

Ang tanong: Nasan siya?

Basta. Ako muna ang magte-take over sa Blogsite niya si Mr. Talong!

Sib... Ingat ka dyan ahh??
Pakits ka na lang at params!


-Mr. Talong :)

CONDOM at ang Simbahan

Ang maling pag-gamit ng CONDOM

Hindi ako tagilid sa simbahan ngunit may mali sila.

Magtatanong lang po ako sa mga taong-bayan ng Pilipinas...

Para saan ang CONDOM?

-->Para makaiwas sa sakit at aksidenteng pagbubuntis.

Ano ang magiging bunga ng di pag-gamit nito?

-->Overpopulation, HIV, AIDS, STD, kamatayan...

Sino ang may pakana ng kontra-CONDOM?

-->Simbahang Katoliko.

Sinu-sino ang nangunguna dito?

-->Mga PARI at mga MADRE.

Ang tanong talaga: Ginagawa ba nila ang utos ng Diyos na "Go forth and Multiply!"?

HINDI. Tama naman ako hindi ba? Straight to the point na tayo. Hindi sila nagse-sex.

Bakit kamo? Pari sila eh. Sa tradisiyon ng Katoliko, sa oras na magpari o magmadre ka, di ka na pwedeng magsex. 'Sabi-sabi' na kaya daw ganito ang ginagawa para mafocus at sa Diyos lang ang pagmamahal daw nila.

Last na tanong: Susunod ka ba sa naguutos sa iyo na huwag gumamit ng CONDOM sa pakikipagtalik kung alam mo naman na ang naguutos sa iyo ay di naman nakikipagtalik?

Sa kanila, okey lang na di "tayo" gumamit ng CONDOM dahil di naman sila nakikipagtalik.

After all, HINDI NAMAN SILA YUNG NAMROMROBLEMA SA OVERPOPULATION AT MGA SAKIT EH.

Mr. Talong :)

-Humahaba akoh!

Sibuyas at Talong.

Hello Pilipinas at hello mundo!

Mr. Talong here! Eto nah! Ako na nga! Ang nagiisang... Mr. Talong!

Pinayagan ako ni Sib na mag-blog dito sa blog nya at magkalat ako ng kabulastugan at mga bagay-bagay na gusto kong ilagay dito.

Salamat Sib!

Anyway, pag-uusapan natin ang mga ito sa TAGALOG!

English kay Sib, Tagalog naman ang kay Mr. Talong!

Bakit Talong?

-->Wala lang. Nagandahan kasi ako sa Talong Song eh! Search nyo na lang sa Youtube.com!

So paano guys, maghanda na kayo sa dagdag na saya at kwela na hatid ng Onion-opinions!

Mr. Talong :)

The Valentine Phenomenon

The title speak by itself. The rarity of this day only occurs once in a year. Meaning, this Valentine's day is one of the most awaited events mostly for lovers. But, what about the singles? The widows? The divorced? The problematic? The Loveless? The unlovable? The EMOs? The Loners? The playboys? The playgirls? The b*tches? The prostitutes? And the sinful people.

You see? Although this day only happens once in a year, not all people celebrate it even this can be celebrated by all human beings. What I'm trying to say is that we, the people who are lucky and has no problem celebrating this day, help other people to enjoy this upcoming phenomena. Share the love as they say. You can treat them to Mcdo, Jollibee, or any turo-turo out there. Since you are a blessed one, share your blessings! Make others happy. Love one another. Love your enemies. Love others as you love yourself.


-Words of wisdom:
"You don't need money for a date, you just need it for a mate..."

History Class: Hello Garci?!

Looking to the past, it's like the last election was just a minute away from today. What I mean to say is that the time is flowing so fast. Speaking of past elections, I remembered the controversy about our lovely president contacted one person who is an official for COMELEC. "Hello, Garci?", sounds familiar? Of course, it is! This phrase became a great ringtone for my cellphone. Until one day, the government stopped the spreading of this ringtone for the image of our lovely president. And what did she said about this controversy?

I AM SORRY.

F*ck! That's all? I am sorry? Can we EAT your sorry? Can we USE that sorry? If you only owe an apology to me, I might forgive you but what the hell?!! You owed an apology to the people of the Philippines. What the F*ck. You had embarrassed yourself. That means you had the potential to cheat the elections. And what about now? The automated elections? It is much more possible eh?

I'm only trying to say is that WE, THE FILIPINOS, MUST WAKE UP IN ORDER TO HAVE A NICE COUNTRY WITH A NICE GOVERNMENT. AFTER ALL, THIS IS A DEMOCRAT COUNTRY. WE CONTROL WHAT IS OURS, NOT THEM!

-Sib!!'s mad.

Ah! Valentine's day.. The ERO day.

Chocolates are up,
flowers are blooming,
love is in the air... but wait!

What's this?

Motels are full?


Yes. It's true. The danger of having a huge birthrate in the Philippines is coming!
Just because of this Valentine's day. Face the truth. Some people find love as an erotic feeling.
Yes and some of them don't, like they think of it as a game, a serious feeling, a cuddly feeling, a pleasure by the means of having the company of their beloved.

Let's go back to the "other side".

Of course this will be a huge issue because of the Philippines' crisis about the overpopulation, pollution, poverty and unemployment. Please also note that in this day, where people celebrate this international event, will be a great day for dating and MATING....

Erotic actions or what do we call SEX is one of our people's instinct and it starts depending on the person's personality and surroundings. Some people prefer to have sex on the age of 28 above but some prefer to start to have sex on their teenage years and some of them don't.

But how can we stop the booming of babies from our country? A solution is here prepared by medical professionalism but the Catholic church find this as an unlawful action for God.

CONTRACEPTIVES.

The spartans of 300

-Sib!!'s safe!

The Slam-Soils.

Who are these fearsome nominees? Let's start!
There are ads about the government officials paid by their... FRIENDS?
The first one is an official that he wants you to be happy! Happy about what? Load? Cellphone benefits? After you've done that, then what? Another is this official that was from the poor. Poor thing. He doesn't know what he's saying in those ads. He just do that because most of the voters of the Philippines are in the state of poverty. He just uses them. An this another official said that HE IS NOT A "MAGNANAKAW" stating that he will not be a corrupt president. See this, he is not a corrupted official when he won but, what about his co-officials? What can he do about them? F*ck! Moving on...
Yeah. The comeback of the ex-president has come. And now, he's a nominee too. He will bring the power of government to the people of the Philippines. Meaning to say, the domination of the people over the Government will rule. What a great motive. But, can he handle that even there are anti-Er*ps? Hmm... And this religious type of man who wants to join the clash of the stupids, please pastor, don't join them! I'm warning you. For they are all sinners. But I hope that some of them confessed! Well. Let's just vote wisely and don't vote clowns, poor men, people who are just using their parent's image and some actors. As for the pilot, are you the only crew in that plane?? That's scary huh...

-Sib's hot!

Election's Erection?

The Philippines welcomes the coming of the new age! Welcome, Automated Election System! It's nice for you to be here in the Philippines but beware, Hackers, corrupted officials, robbers, cheaters, and the same are in this beautiful country. I heard from the news that some Departments of our Government was hacked by some Chinese guys, if I were correct, and this shows us that the digital security of our country is weak. I'd say that if the government's departments were hacked, what more about the voters this coming election? Will they believe that their votes are secured? Will they believe that there is nothing to worry about? Or are we just not ready for the new age giving up the old system of electing?

-Actually, we're in the new age right now. It's just our country that is slow in progression and development. So vote wisely.


Sib's here.