Linggo ng wika... Tanga-log!

Tagalog, Bisaya, Bicolano, Kapampangan, Ilocano, Hiligaynon, Pangasinense, Waray, Cebuano, Inggles, German, Korean, Japanese, Thai, Malay, Pinoy slang, Gay Language at ang pinaka-sikat at pinakabago sa utak ng mga pinoy... ang JEJEMON.

JEJEMON.

Paano nga ba nabuo ito?
Mali-maling mga teksto at jologs o "baduy" na porma. Ito ang jejemon. Sino ba ang nagpauso ng mga ganitong bagay na tumatak at nanggulo sa isipan ng mga mamamayang pilipino? Kailan ba nabuo ito? Saan? Bakit at para saan ang JEJEMON?

Una, kahit saang angulo mo tingnan ang isang JEJEMON ay wala ka talagang mapapalang maganda sa mga ganitong bagay. Ang main purpose daw ng isang jejemon ay para paikliin ang mga salita sa pagtetext nila pero ang lumalabas ay humahaba pa ang mga ito at lalong hindi maintindihan. Imbes na po, ang sa jejemon ay pFouH, p0w o kaya POWz. Madali bang basahin? Mas madami pa yan ehh...

"KATANGAHAN"

Tangalog ika nga ng iba. Nakakatawa? Hindeh.

Hindi ako anti-jejemon, con of jejemons o jejebuster pero ito talaga ang sagot ko: Hindi maganda ang jejemon.
Tanong: PARA SAAN BA TALAGA ANG PAGIGING ISANG JEJEMON?
Sagot: wala. trip lang.

No purpose. Sa tagalog, walang pakinabang. In short, uhh...

Basta, rekomendado kong huwag nang tangkilikin ang pagiging isang JEJEMON ok?

Mr. Talong :)
-Humahaba pa din ako!!

Love was never meant for me...

A game, passion or something. That's what it is!
From one to ten, my score is the least
How to get it, tell me, please
For loving others I won't miss.

Troubled times had gotten into me
Making handsome things as I could be
Keeping in style, fashion and see
Love me for who I want to be, not me!

I want someone who loves me back
For who I am, loves no lack
Not a liar, even mock
For I am serious, do not attack.

Love was never meant for me at all
Love makes me embarrassed and small
Love makes me sick and I always fall
To Love and Be loved is my goal...


-Sib's emo?

Reaction to our President Benigno “Noynoy” Cojuangco Aquino III’s State Of the Nation’s Address

The first thing that came into my mind when I heard the president’s SONA was the issue behind the rice importation of the National Food Authority (NFA) which is one of our PNOY’s pasabog. Yes, that’s right. I analyzed the SONA and realized that the speech is more focused in the last administration which is Arroyo’s. Let’s go back to our previous topic. News said that NFA imports too much rice while other imported rice in our country biodegrades worth forty million pesos plus (P40M+). Noy’s statement is right. There are many people who involuntarily hunger in the Philippines while there are foods which are wasted and gone for nothing and they are still importing. The employees of NFA reacted to the SONA of our president. In my own opinion, they took the speech personally. They didn’t even realize that the speech was intended to teach not to embarrass anybody. It just tells, even for us, that we should not waste food and money.

Another thing that caught my attention was that the Manila Waterworks Services System or MWSS has an issue too. It seems that this government corporation prioritize the luxuries of its employees rather than prioritizing the pensions and benefits of its retirees. A question was made by thinking this: When will the retirees will get their pensions and benefits? When they are dead?

President Noy said that the area of La Mesa is a reserve area and he also added that instead of trees, they built houses. The homeowners claimed that they have the right documents and papers to prove that their subdivision is legitimate. They said that before our Ex-president Pampanga Representative Congresswoman Gloria Macapagal Arroyo signed the law, which states that the La Mesa is a reserve area, the subdivision was first there. Oh well! Let’s leave it to them and let our government take care of this. Moving on!

Not being able to react on all of our president’s SONA, overall, I would like to tell all the people out there, including the UP Law school Students who reacted why PNOY didn’t share or promised any specific developments or plans for our country disregarding what he said about the 100 million dollars (S100M). Let’s look at the SONA literally. I only realized this. SONA... State of the Nation’s Address right? Noy’s SONA was all about reporting the last administration’s problems which is passed to our present government which is Noy’s Administration. He’s right. He’s just telling the state of our Nation. That our nation lacks enough money to support our country. That’s Addressing the state of our nation.

-Sib's Fame is rising! :)

Ang pinagmulan ng kayabangan.

Bakit nga ba nagyayabang ang mga tao ngayon?

Bakit nga ba sila Dumadami?

Ano ba ang nakukuha natin sa "pagyayabang"?

Ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng "kayabangan o ng "yabang"?

Madaming katanungan ngunit simple ang mga sagot dito.

Una, ang kayabangan ay ang masamang ugali ng isang tao. Ito yung negatibong kasing-hulugan ng PAGMAMALAKI. Nagyayabang ka dahil mayroon kang pinagmamalaki. O kaya naman meron kang trip. Tama. Ang iba ay nagyayabang lang for no reason. Wala lang.

Basta, ang mayabang ay pangit na kaugalian ng tao.

Mr. Talong :(

-Ang dami nila.

Gloria's Legacy

Hello Noy, Bye Gloria. No more "I am sorry" statements, no more "unnecessary trips outside the country", no more "Hello Garci?" issues, no more ZTE scams, no more rallies against her administration, no more "nunal" inside the White House of the Philippines and most of all... No more President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Just put the EX- in her name. But WHAT DID HER ADMINISTRATION DONE TO OUR COUNTRY???

Ang butas ni President Noynoy... sa baga!

Ang butas sa baga? Ano nga ba ang pinagmumulan nito? Ano rin itong pinagmumulan ng butas na nasisilip sa ating bagong pangulo? Ang kanyang bisyo hindi ba?

YOSI o mas kilala sa tawag na sigarilyo ay ang nakikitang bisyo o BUTAS ika nga ng iba, ay ang nakikitang kalait-lait na nakikita sa ating presidente. Ang kanyang pagyoyosi sa harap ng maraming tao o madlang people o people of the world o people power o kahit anong people pa 'yan, kasama na ng mga taga-media na nagiging daan upang makita ito ng buong mundo, ay nakakasira sa ikararangal ng ating bansang Pilipinas.

Gayahin nga naman ito ng ating mga kabataan ngayon? Kung ang kurapsyon nga ay napipigilan, ang pagyoyosi lang, na simulain ng isang indibiduwal ngunit makapangyarihang tao, ay napakadali. Sobra! Bakit ayaw na lang kaya nila mag-shabu, drugs, o cocaine? Hehe!! Kidding aside, Palitan na lang ito ng lollipop? Balita ko, may lollipop na para sa mga nahihirapang itigil ang paninigarilyo hindi ba?

O kaya... Manood na lang kayo ng cartoons!

Lalo akong humahaba!~

-Mr. Talong

The ELECTION's ERECTION (part 2)

Hi! It's me! Sib!!
Miss yah aLL~

Another day of my life as a critic and here it is! What is it I am hearing about the PICOS Machines powered by Smartmatic? It is in YNARES compund! Hey Governor? Ahem!

Leyble? R U DER? It's your boundary ayt? How was this kind of issue possible if your in-charge in this place? Maybe you're not capable enough or YOU are one of them... You know who you are.

Hey people! Are you satisfied with their works?? If not, tell them!~

Sib's hot! You're not! :)