Ang matinding paglipat ni Sib!!

Si Sib ay isang mabait na kaibigan, masamang kaaway, masayahing tao, makulit na ewan at may ginintuang puso...(oi! Wag lalaki ang ulo!)

Lumayas siya sa kaniyang pinanggalingan...
Umalis sa malayo. Nawala.

Naghahanap, nangangarap at nawawala.

Ang tanong: Nasan siya?

Basta. Ako muna ang magte-take over sa Blogsite niya si Mr. Talong!

Sib... Ingat ka dyan ahh??
Pakits ka na lang at params!


-Mr. Talong :)

CONDOM at ang Simbahan

Ang maling pag-gamit ng CONDOM

Hindi ako tagilid sa simbahan ngunit may mali sila.

Magtatanong lang po ako sa mga taong-bayan ng Pilipinas...

Para saan ang CONDOM?

-->Para makaiwas sa sakit at aksidenteng pagbubuntis.

Ano ang magiging bunga ng di pag-gamit nito?

-->Overpopulation, HIV, AIDS, STD, kamatayan...

Sino ang may pakana ng kontra-CONDOM?

-->Simbahang Katoliko.

Sinu-sino ang nangunguna dito?

-->Mga PARI at mga MADRE.

Ang tanong talaga: Ginagawa ba nila ang utos ng Diyos na "Go forth and Multiply!"?

HINDI. Tama naman ako hindi ba? Straight to the point na tayo. Hindi sila nagse-sex.

Bakit kamo? Pari sila eh. Sa tradisiyon ng Katoliko, sa oras na magpari o magmadre ka, di ka na pwedeng magsex. 'Sabi-sabi' na kaya daw ganito ang ginagawa para mafocus at sa Diyos lang ang pagmamahal daw nila.

Last na tanong: Susunod ka ba sa naguutos sa iyo na huwag gumamit ng CONDOM sa pakikipagtalik kung alam mo naman na ang naguutos sa iyo ay di naman nakikipagtalik?

Sa kanila, okey lang na di "tayo" gumamit ng CONDOM dahil di naman sila nakikipagtalik.

After all, HINDI NAMAN SILA YUNG NAMROMROBLEMA SA OVERPOPULATION AT MGA SAKIT EH.

Mr. Talong :)

-Humahaba akoh!

Sibuyas at Talong.

Hello Pilipinas at hello mundo!

Mr. Talong here! Eto nah! Ako na nga! Ang nagiisang... Mr. Talong!

Pinayagan ako ni Sib na mag-blog dito sa blog nya at magkalat ako ng kabulastugan at mga bagay-bagay na gusto kong ilagay dito.

Salamat Sib!

Anyway, pag-uusapan natin ang mga ito sa TAGALOG!

English kay Sib, Tagalog naman ang kay Mr. Talong!

Bakit Talong?

-->Wala lang. Nagandahan kasi ako sa Talong Song eh! Search nyo na lang sa Youtube.com!

So paano guys, maghanda na kayo sa dagdag na saya at kwela na hatid ng Onion-opinions!

Mr. Talong :)

The Valentine Phenomenon

The title speak by itself. The rarity of this day only occurs once in a year. Meaning, this Valentine's day is one of the most awaited events mostly for lovers. But, what about the singles? The widows? The divorced? The problematic? The Loveless? The unlovable? The EMOs? The Loners? The playboys? The playgirls? The b*tches? The prostitutes? And the sinful people.

You see? Although this day only happens once in a year, not all people celebrate it even this can be celebrated by all human beings. What I'm trying to say is that we, the people who are lucky and has no problem celebrating this day, help other people to enjoy this upcoming phenomena. Share the love as they say. You can treat them to Mcdo, Jollibee, or any turo-turo out there. Since you are a blessed one, share your blessings! Make others happy. Love one another. Love your enemies. Love others as you love yourself.


-Words of wisdom:
"You don't need money for a date, you just need it for a mate..."

History Class: Hello Garci?!

Looking to the past, it's like the last election was just a minute away from today. What I mean to say is that the time is flowing so fast. Speaking of past elections, I remembered the controversy about our lovely president contacted one person who is an official for COMELEC. "Hello, Garci?", sounds familiar? Of course, it is! This phrase became a great ringtone for my cellphone. Until one day, the government stopped the spreading of this ringtone for the image of our lovely president. And what did she said about this controversy?

I AM SORRY.

F*ck! That's all? I am sorry? Can we EAT your sorry? Can we USE that sorry? If you only owe an apology to me, I might forgive you but what the hell?!! You owed an apology to the people of the Philippines. What the F*ck. You had embarrassed yourself. That means you had the potential to cheat the elections. And what about now? The automated elections? It is much more possible eh?

I'm only trying to say is that WE, THE FILIPINOS, MUST WAKE UP IN ORDER TO HAVE A NICE COUNTRY WITH A NICE GOVERNMENT. AFTER ALL, THIS IS A DEMOCRAT COUNTRY. WE CONTROL WHAT IS OURS, NOT THEM!

-Sib!!'s mad.

Ah! Valentine's day.. The ERO day.

Chocolates are up,
flowers are blooming,
love is in the air... but wait!

What's this?

Motels are full?


Yes. It's true. The danger of having a huge birthrate in the Philippines is coming!
Just because of this Valentine's day. Face the truth. Some people find love as an erotic feeling.
Yes and some of them don't, like they think of it as a game, a serious feeling, a cuddly feeling, a pleasure by the means of having the company of their beloved.

Let's go back to the "other side".

Of course this will be a huge issue because of the Philippines' crisis about the overpopulation, pollution, poverty and unemployment. Please also note that in this day, where people celebrate this international event, will be a great day for dating and MATING....

Erotic actions or what do we call SEX is one of our people's instinct and it starts depending on the person's personality and surroundings. Some people prefer to have sex on the age of 28 above but some prefer to start to have sex on their teenage years and some of them don't.

But how can we stop the booming of babies from our country? A solution is here prepared by medical professionalism but the Catholic church find this as an unlawful action for God.

CONTRACEPTIVES.

The spartans of 300

-Sib!!'s safe!

The Slam-Soils.

Who are these fearsome nominees? Let's start!
There are ads about the government officials paid by their... FRIENDS?
The first one is an official that he wants you to be happy! Happy about what? Load? Cellphone benefits? After you've done that, then what? Another is this official that was from the poor. Poor thing. He doesn't know what he's saying in those ads. He just do that because most of the voters of the Philippines are in the state of poverty. He just uses them. An this another official said that HE IS NOT A "MAGNANAKAW" stating that he will not be a corrupt president. See this, he is not a corrupted official when he won but, what about his co-officials? What can he do about them? F*ck! Moving on...
Yeah. The comeback of the ex-president has come. And now, he's a nominee too. He will bring the power of government to the people of the Philippines. Meaning to say, the domination of the people over the Government will rule. What a great motive. But, can he handle that even there are anti-Er*ps? Hmm... And this religious type of man who wants to join the clash of the stupids, please pastor, don't join them! I'm warning you. For they are all sinners. But I hope that some of them confessed! Well. Let's just vote wisely and don't vote clowns, poor men, people who are just using their parent's image and some actors. As for the pilot, are you the only crew in that plane?? That's scary huh...

-Sib's hot!